![Jersey Shore was a big part of my life, as was using as much of the vernacular as appropriate. It’s too bad I couldn’t live-tweet my Smoosh sessions. [Smooshing is synonymous to having sex.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/b16f7fd8e9c1ba89e0df379c7b089eca/tumblr_mjm5uyG7wp1qc5pnoo1_500.png)
Jersey Shore was a big part of my life, as was using as much of the vernacular as appropriate. It’s too bad I couldn’t live-tweet my Smoosh sessions. [Smooshing is synonymous to having sex.]
My algorithms and dating computational formulas back then proved to be correct and still stand true. Hot girls will ALWAYS bring cell phones to dates.
Starbucks is supposed to be a serene, blissful SAFEHAVEN. I am appalled to know it went down like this Freshman Year. The “pre-gold card” days, if you will.
